cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster


“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer



washingtonnationals:

Denard Span sent this ball into orbit.


suzydehor:

@Nationals: #CardiacNats #JW x



hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

if this is my legacy on this stupid site then just kill me now



spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up



vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life







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