Stare rape!

Ah yes, that is definitely making me want to rape someone

A picture, with no suggestive themes whatsoever.

Fucking hell

Rape Culture Hysteria is way too out of hand, You all are just wanting to be offended at this point.

Chick who wrote this sued the school and got $$$$

Because she got criticism for saying these stupid things. Sjws are supporting her

Women are weaklings now and will get scared of everything. What happened to being strong and empowered?





The man with metal blood.

Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.

In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.

This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.

The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that

His last name translates to Seriouslylongname

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Your girlfriend is hott.



My girlfriend is hot?  My girlfriend is hot?  You have the entire English language, with its vast spectrum of adjectives to describe my girlfriend, and you settle for “hot”?  You have done her a great disservice.

My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful.  My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant.  She’s a stunner—she’ll take your breath away before you have a chance to introduce yourself.  Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness.   She’s a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn’t stand a chance.  She has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe her with is “hot”. 

Don’t ever degrade my girlfriend like that again.

Oh god shut up no one cares

Everything is new now.

is it ok to end a speech with: “so even if their actions and deeds were dirty, at least their beards weren’t.” ???

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what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.


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